It Could Be Worse

HEAT ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM EDT WEDNESDAY…

via National Weather Service Watch Warning Advisory Summary.

7:56 P.M. Samantha
Hey, Dear! How’s things?

7:57 P.M. John
Swimming.

7:58 P.M. Samantha
Excellent! Would be nice to actually be swimming in this heat.

7:58 P.M. John
I bought a new fan. We have four now. Come over in the afternoon, and it sounds like you are on a B-17. …The weather guys are missing so much. Yesterday, was an advisory. Today was way worse. What gives?

8:00 P.M. Samantha
No kidding. It was like walking into the sun today.

8:01 P.M. John
Fun fact. It is actually hotter thousands-thousands of miles away from the sun than it is on the surface itself. So, you know, if you can make it there, it gets better.

8:01 P.M. Samantha
Well that’s a relief!

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