New Year Inventory

[8:00 AM] Me: Did you get any taller last year?

[9:11 AM] Bob: …nope…..but I didn’t get any shorter…either…

[9:11 AM] Me: Smarter?

[10:02 AM] Bob: …da-a-a-ah….

[10:03 AM] Me: I see. Well, we’ll settle for, Still has four limbs.

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