It’s Not Exactly ‘Who’s on First?’

[11:35 PM] Me: When is last time you caught fish?

[4:43 AM] Bob: …tossed at me…or by hook and line…

[7:31 AM] Me: Either way. Break it down.

[7:33 AM] Bob: …Tuesday….last Tuesday….2 lb walleye…and a mess of crappie and sunfish….you…

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[7:44 AM] Me: You, what?

[8:00 AM] Bob: …fish….last time I caught…a fish…

[8:01 AM] Me: Yeah, yeah. When was it? What did you get? How big? That sort of thing.

[8:57 AM] Bob: …Tuesday….last Tuesday….2 lb walleye…and a mess of crappie and sunfish….you…

[8:59 AM] Me: You, what?

[9:00 AM] Bob: …drink your coffee first then …review text…then text…

[9:00 AM] Me: Text, what?

[9:01 AM] Bob: …what ever you were going to text…before reviewing the texts…

[9:02 AM] Me: Which texts? My texts? Your texts? The classics? Help a brother out, will you??

[1:09 PM] Bob: ….here…fish…caught fish…yes …fish….

[1:10 PM] Me: Wait, what? Fish? Where!?

[1:12 PM] Bob: …the ones I caught with….hook and line….

[1:13 PM] Me: You caught a fish?! When did you catch a fish?! Why do you never tell me these things???

[1:14 PM] Bob: …Tuesday….last….2 lb walleye…

[1:15 PM] Me: Wait, what!??

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